Welcome Back to the Playfair Bulletin!
Hello neighbors — and visitors too!
We’re thrilled to announce the official relaunch of the Playfair Community News Bulletin, your trusted source for town updates, public notices, and cheerful reminders that we're all in this together!
As part of our revitalization initiative, the Playfair Business & Visitor Affairs Department is proud to be bringing back some long-missed traditions — including this very bulletin, last published in August 1996 (though some of you may remember receiving issues more recently — those editions are still under review).
In the coming weeks, you can expect stories about:
Exciting new businesses opening downtown
Safety tips for fog season (just in case)
Interviews with beloved local figures like Carl from the Bargain Bunker
Updates on our rescheduled Founders Day Festival (permits pending review)
We’re also pleased to report that the seasonal swings in the ambient noise levels near the Wonder Joy perimeter have stabilized to an acceptable hum, and all playground equipment has been re-certified as “situationally safe.”
As always, if you experience déjà vu during community events, please refer to the information booth or the closest calming station. And remember: it’s perfectly normal to have questions — just be sure to ask them during daylight hours.
Thank you for continuing to believe in Playfair.
Together, we’re building a better tomorrow — one that looks a lot like yesterday, only brighter.
“Everything is Fine.”
— Mayor Helen Cray