Plan Your Visit
Welcome to Playfair.
Playfair, New Jersey is the perfect destination for visitors seeking small-town charm, rich local history, and a shopping district unaffected by common spatial distortions. Whether you’re here for a weekend, a business opportunity, or just woke up here, we welcome you with open arms and fully functional street lighting.
🧳 Local Attractions
Toyland Park – A beloved theme park full of laughter, static, and partially operational rides. Limited access. Please remain seated at all times.
Wonder Joy Factory Observation Point – Gated area with designated viewing distance. No tours available at this time. Do not acknowledge noises from within.
Downtown Playfair – Enjoy a variety of shops, diners, and sights that you will never forget, no matter how hard you try.
🍽️ Dining Recommendations
Marigold Diner – A town classic! Known for its friendly staff and bottomless coffee. Just don’t sit in Booth 6.
Tony’s Pizza – Celebrating 32 years of unpredictable toppings!
Echoes Café – Coffee, pastries, and a gentle pressure behind your eyes.
🛏️ Lodging Options
Whispering Pines Motel – Comfortable and affordable. Guests must vacate before the hour resets.
Meadowbrook B&B – Temporarily closed, guests from prior bookings are still being processed.
🛍️ Featured Local Businesses
Carl’s Bargain Bunker
Gas masks, batteries, vintage board games, and small mirrors, don’t ask. Everything for the curious, cautious and quietly concerned.Bob’s Doll Repair
“You break it, we hush it.”Echo Technologies
Family-owned electronics, home audio repair and hum mitigation.The Last Stop Market
Snacks, road maps, and last-minute absolution.
💼 Looking to Open a Business in Playfair?
The Playfair Business & Visitor Affairs Department welcomes entrepreneurs! Office hours are held weekly, time permitting.
Please note:
New businesses must pass zoning review, character alignment, and a short observation period to ensure full town compatibility.