Plan Your Visit

Welcome to Playfair.

Playfair, New Jersey is the perfect destination for visitors seeking small-town charm, rich local history, and a shopping district unaffected by common spatial distortions. Whether you’re here for a weekend, a business opportunity, or just woke up here, we welcome you with open arms and fully functional street lighting.

🧳 Local Attractions

  • Toyland Park – A beloved theme park full of laughter, static, and partially operational rides. Limited access. Please remain seated at all times.

  • Wonder Joy Factory Observation Point – Gated area with designated viewing distance. No tours available at this time. Do not acknowledge noises from within.

  • Downtown Playfair – Enjoy a variety of shops, diners, and sights that you will never forget, no matter how hard you try.

🍽️ Dining Recommendations

  • Marigold Diner – A town classic! Known for its friendly staff and bottomless coffee. Just don’t sit in Booth 6.

  • Tony’s Pizza – Celebrating 32 years of unpredictable toppings!

  • Echoes Café – Coffee, pastries, and a gentle pressure behind your eyes.

🛏️ Lodging Options

  • Whispering Pines Motel – Comfortable and affordable. Guests must vacate before the hour resets.

  • Meadowbrook B&B – Temporarily closed, guests from prior bookings are still being processed.

🛍️ Featured Local Businesses

  • Carl’s Bargain Bunker
    Gas masks, batteries, vintage board games, and small mirrors, don’t ask. Everything for the curious, cautious and quietly concerned.

  • Bob’s Doll Repair
    “You break it, we hush it.”

  • Echo Technologies
    Family-owned electronics, home audio repair and hum mitigation.

  • The Last Stop Market
    Snacks, road maps, and last-minute absolution.

💼 Looking to Open a Business in Playfair?

The Playfair Business & Visitor Affairs Department welcomes entrepreneurs! Office hours are held weekly, time permitting.

Please note:
New businesses must pass zoning review, character alignment, and a short observation period to ensure full town compatibility.