🔔 Community Bulletins

  • Curfew Reminder
    Residents are advised to remain indoors from 8:30 PM to 6:00 AM. This is not legally enforced, but is strongly recommended.

  • Seasonal Fog Guidance
    Please avoid direct engagement with dense fog formations, especially those accompanied by soft music or whispering. Visibility may be affected in ways not measured by conventional instruments.

  • Unattended Toy Policy
    Any toy found outside after sunset should be reported, not handled. Do not attempt to return these to their owners.

  • Reflection Awareness Month
    Take care when passing reflective surfaces. If you notice a delay in your movements, contact the Safety Liaison Office.

📝 Resident Protocols

If You Hear a Whistle and There’s No One There:

  • Remain still

  • Count to five

  • Proceed in the opposite direction at a calm pace

If You Witness Repetitive Behavior (Yourself or Others):

  • Report to the Community Observation Desk (Town Hall, Room B-12)

  • Drink water

  • Wait for the sensation to pass

If You Encounter a Non-Responsive Group or “Still Gathering”:

  • Do not join

  • Avoid eye contact

  • Notify the Department of Public Safety (during daylight hours only)

📞 Emergency Contacts

Town Hall Safety Line: (973) 555-0198
Emergency Broadcast Tuning: WJYT Channel 7 or 105.5 FM
Toy Recall Hotline: (973) 555-0187
Report Strange Weather: visitPlayfair@gmail.com