Jungle Disappears, Crew Returns, Monkeys Stay

Date: May 6, 2025
Source: Channel 7 News | Hank Bastion Reporting

This morning, residents awoke to find that the temporary jungle spanning Carousel Lane had completely vanished, leaving behind only damp sidewalks, a slight floral scent, and mild spatial confusion. Officials believe the recent snowstorm played a role in the jungle’s departure, though no formal exit was observed.

At approximately 6:45 a.m., the previously missing Stabilization Crew reappeared without incident inside Marigold Diner, ordered three breakfasts, and declined to elaborate on their whereabouts. Witnesses confirm the team appeared unharmed, unusually quiet, and slightly “time-wrinkled.”

While the jungle is gone, the monkeys have chosen to remain, relocating to Carousel Park where they’ve begun organizing around the gazebo. Residents are advised not to feed, follow, or attempt to harmonize with the group.

Playfair officials have issued no further comment, citing “adequate closure.”