🥞 Special Advisory: Temporal Activity at Marigold Diner

Posted by: Playfair Department of Community Oversight
Date: May 6, 2025

Residents are advised that Marigold Diner is currently undergoing a mild temporal desynchronization, resulting in occasional phasing in and out of standard operating time.

This may include, but is not limited to:

• Customers exiting before entering

• Coffee already being cold upon arrival

• Receipts printing with future timestamps

• Entire conversations resetting mid-sentence

If you had plans to visit Marigold Diner today, there’s a strong possibility that you already have. Please check your pockets for syrup or small to-go containers as confirmation and if you do find yourself at Marigold’s please refrain from ordering the egg salad.

This is a common fluctuation during Seasonal Stabilization and is no cause for alarm. Marigold’s staff has been issued supplemental timeline gloves and a flexible understanding of breakfast.

If you experience déjà vu while dining, simply blink twice, rotate your plate counter-clockwise, and continue eating.

Please note: The diner’s loyalty punch cards may now be temporally invalid. Attempting to redeem a free meal you haven’t earned yet may result in a paradox surcharge.

Thank you for your patience and continued support of Playfair’s fine eating establishments — regardless of chronology.

Everything is Fine. Or Everything was Fine. Or Everything will be Fine.